[{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BlogPosting","@id":"https:\/\/www.adamriemer.me\/press-room\/presidential-candidates-seos\/#BlogPosting","mainEntityOfPage":"https:\/\/www.adamriemer.me\/press-room\/presidential-candidates-seos\/","headline":"What if the Presidential Candidates Were SEOs?","name":"What if the Presidential Candidates Were SEOs?","description":"Have you thought about what the presidential candidates would sound like if they were SEOs and agencies? \u00a0Just for fun here’s what I think they’d sound like if they were speaking at a conference or pitching a client. (please note this is 100% fictional and meant for fun. I will not approve any comments that […]","datePublished":"2016-04-15","dateModified":"2016-04-15","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.adamriemer.me\/author\/adamriemer\/#Person","name":"Adam Riemer","url":"https:\/\/www.adamriemer.me\/author\/adamriemer\/","identifier":2,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/fda62f751f2a6c2ec2b079fedff69720852e4a65633212ffb11832454c29160a?s=96&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/fda62f751f2a6c2ec2b079fedff69720852e4a65633212ffb11832454c29160a?s=96&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"Adam Riemer Marketing, LLC.","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/www.adamriemer.me\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/arm-logo-2.jpg","url":"https:\/\/www.adamriemer.me\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/arm-logo-2.jpg","width":600,"height":60}},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/www.adamriemer.me\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/PresSEOFBImage.jpg","url":"https:\/\/www.adamriemer.me\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/PresSEOFBImage.jpg","height":628,"width":1200},"url":"https:\/\/www.adamriemer.me\/press-room\/presidential-candidates-seos\/","commentCount":"11","comment":[{"@type":"Comment","@id":"https:\/\/www.adamriemer.me\/press-room\/presidential-candidates-seos\/#Comment1","dateCreated":"2016-04-19 13:00:13","description":"Thanks Howard.  Hopefully see you at a show this year!","author":{"@type":"Person","name":"adam riemer","url":"http:\/\/www.adamriemer.me"}},{"@type":"Comment","@id":"https:\/\/www.adamriemer.me\/press-room\/presidential-candidates-seos\/#Comment2","dateCreated":"2016-04-19 12:59:22","description":"Wow, I love the infographic!  Amazing job!!","author":{"@type":"Person","name":"Howard Keating","url":""}},{"@type":"Comment","@id":"https:\/\/www.adamriemer.me\/press-room\/presidential-candidates-seos\/#Comment3","dateCreated":"2016-04-18 08:59:54","description":"This is great... i will build a webring and Google will pay for it. ROFL.","author":{"@type":"Person","name":"Oscar Gonzalez","url":"http:\/\/notagrouch.com"}},{"@type":"Comment","@id":"https:\/\/www.adamriemer.me\/press-room\/presidential-candidates-seos\/#Comment4","dateCreated":"2016-04-15 18:22:09","description":"Hi Philip,\n\nThank you for the comment and for sharing the infographic.  I'm glad you enjoyed it.  I hope you come back and read here some more.\n\nHave a great weekend!\n\nAdam","author":{"@type":"Person","name":"adam riemer","url":"http:\/\/www.adamriemer.me"}},{"@type":"Comment","@id":"https:\/\/www.adamriemer.me\/press-room\/presidential-candidates-seos\/#Comment5","dateCreated":"2016-04-15 17:07:41","description":"Hi Adam,\nIt is indeed a great joy to be here today!\nI just happened to see your notification on the net today and found this post very hilarious!\nYou very well connected our Presidential candidates in a very funny way!\nI am sure even the candidates will take it very interestingly!\nI am so glad to note that I embedded this wonderful creation on my page today with all due credit to you and your pages.\nThanks for the permission given to re-publish it on my page.\nKeep sharing\nMay you have a great and joyous weekend.\nKeep sharing\nBest Regards\n~ Phil","author":{"@type":"Person","name":"Philip Verghese Ariel","url":""}},{"@type":"Comment","@id":"https:\/\/www.adamriemer.me\/press-room\/presidential-candidates-seos\/#Comment6","dateCreated":"2016-04-15 16:17:06","description":"Thanks Kathy.  Great to see you here.  Hopefully see you guys this year!","author":{"@type":"Person","name":"adam riemer","url":"http:\/\/www.adamriemer.me"}},{"@type":"Comment","@id":"https:\/\/www.adamriemer.me\/press-room\/presidential-candidates-seos\/#Comment7","dateCreated":"2016-04-15 16:16:21","description":"LOVE it!  Great job Adam...as always :)","author":{"@type":"Person","name":"KathyWright","url":""}},{"@type":"Comment","@id":"https:\/\/www.adamriemer.me\/press-room\/presidential-candidates-seos\/#Comment8","dateCreated":"2016-04-15 09:57:53","description":"Thanks Jeremy.  Glad you enjoyed it.","author":{"@type":"Person","name":"adam riemer","url":"http:\/\/www.adamriemer.me"}},{"@type":"Comment","@id":"https:\/\/www.adamriemer.me\/press-room\/presidential-candidates-seos\/#Comment9","dateCreated":"2016-04-15 09:54:45","description":"Love it! Very creative.","author":{"@type":"Person","name":"Jeremy Knauff","url":"https:\/\/spartanmedia.com"}},{"@type":"Comment","@id":"https:\/\/www.adamriemer.me\/press-room\/presidential-candidates-seos\/#Comment10","dateCreated":"2016-04-15 09:51:45","description":"Hi Bill,\n\nThank you for the comment and I'm glad you enjoyed it.  =0)\n\nAdam","author":{"@type":"Person","name":"adam riemer","url":"http:\/\/www.adamriemer.me"}}],"about":["Press Room"],"wordCount":1054,"articleBody":"Have you thought about what the presidential candidates would sound like if they were SEOs and agencies? \u00a0Just for fun here’s what I think they’d sound like if they were speaking at a conference or pitching a client.(please note this is 100% fictional and meant for fun. I will not approve any comments that attack, are meant to be rude or personal. \u00a0This is meant to be funny and give you a break from all of the political stuff on social media sites.) \u00a0EMBED ME:<a href=”http:\/\/www.adamriemer.me\/what-if-the-presidential-candidates-were-seos” title=”what if the presidential candidates were seos”><img src=”http:\/\/adamriemer.wpengine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/IfPresidentialCandidatesWereSEOs.jpg” alt=”presidential candidates are seos infographic” width=”540″ border=”0″ \/><\/a><br \/><br \/><br \/><br \/><br \/><br \/><br \/><br \/><br \/><br \/><br \/><br \/><br \/><br \/><br \/><br \/><br \/><br \/><br \/>                        Bernie SandersThe game is rigged!\u00a0 It\u2019s only for the big brands to win.\u00a0 Link distribution is not fair. I\u2019ll break up the sites that have more links and they\u2019ll each have to give you 2 links for every one link they acquire.But not only that, you\u2019ll have the rights to their content and we\u2019ll monitor who and how they link.\u00a0 Google will need to give more of it\u2019s traffic to Yahoo and Bing.\u00a0 Facebook will have to funnel it\u2019s engagement into Google so it can be monitored for fraud and spying and the two will play nice when I am president.It\u2019s a corrupt system to rank and I\u2019m here to fix it and there will be free SEO for everyone under a Sanders optimization.Hillary ClintonI\u2019m your nominee and next SEO.\u00a0 With me as your consultant I\u2019ll not only fix the gaps in broken algorithm penalties so that small and mid-size companies can compete, but I\u2019m going to add 200 million new placements on the first page so that everyone has a fair chance at being on page 1.\u00a0 My husband did this and I will too.\u00a0\u00a0 It doesn\u2019t matter what TLD you have.You don\u2019t have to be a .edu, .com or .gov to have authority.\u00a0 I\u2019ll help everyone have a fair shot at ranking from the .shops to the .tvs and especially the .me sites.Gary Johnson(Yes he\u2019s a real candidate)We need a multiple engine ecosystem for a true distribution of traffic.\u00a0 The 1990\u2019s and early 2000\u2019s had it right.\u00a0 We need to bring them back.You can have your links, you can build great content, but what does it matter when no one pays attention?\u00a0 You\u2019re going to have to work hard, stop using cheap tactics like blog and forum spam and put in a real effort.\u00a0 I know you want to work hard and countless hours to hit page 1.In a fair search economy, you need to bring Lycos, Alta Vista and others to the top and also help find and restore browser options like Netscape.\u00a0 That\u2019s the only way we all win.\u00a0 Stand together and bring back the search engines of ole.Donald TrumpBuying links?\u00a0 Of course I buy links.\u00a0 I buy links for gains in both Google and Bing.\u00a0 That\u2019s how it works.I buy links and they come to my sites and I work with both of them.\u00a0 So you ask me if I buy links, I\u2019ll tell you, yes I buy links.**In steps Penguin**Of course I don\u2019t buy links.\u00a0 Only a moron would buy links.\u00a0 You have no proof I buy links and I\u2019ll tell you something, you know who buys links, the search engines, and they\u2019re going to have to pay.I\u2019m going to build a webring so big that not even Google can map out the patterns or see how far it stretches.\u00a0 Who\u2019s going to pay for the servers, domains, private registrations and IP blockers?\u00a0 Google.They\u2019ve been penalizing sites for years and taking their money in the forms of PPC ads.\u00a0 If they want me to continue to talk about them and bring in traffic, they\u2019re going to, no, they will have to,,, and I\u2019ll tell you something, I\u2019m going to make them pay for this webring that they cannot see, detect or map.\u00a0 We\u2019re going to make SEO great again and I\u2019m going to make Google do it for you!Ted CruzI\u2019m not \u201clyin\u201d when I say that we need to have faith in what the webmaster forums tell us.\u00a0 The \u201cscript-ure” of schema and the original guidelines set by the webmaster world community are what we should follow.\u00a0 It\u2019s faith that nothing changes.You can have text that matches your background, you can use the PR meta tag to declare your value because I\u2019ll tell you what, as long as you follow my strategies you\u2019ll win.\u00a0 It\u2019s simple as that.I\u2019m not a search engine insider, I\u2019m the outsider here to lead you to rankings.\u00a0 Thank you for your time and may Google bless you.John KasichLook, I\u2019m establishment, I\u2019ve been in the industry for years.\u00a0 I got local results and dominated the packs for companies back in Ohio.\u00a0 As my career grew I did the same on the national level for marquis keywords.\u00a0 I build links, I write content and I get results.\u00a0 I have a proven track record you can see.Sure I\u2019m not flashy or loud, but the base core of SEO is that it\u2019s all the same.\u00a0 It doesn\u2019t matter on a giant like Google or Baidu or smaller engines like Duck Duck Go.\u00a0 Do I have experience with foreign markets.\u00a0 Of course.I used rel=\u201dalternate\u201d hreflang=\u201dX\u201d tags for Yandex and Baidu.\u00a0 Yes, I put personal preferences above data and execute based on abstract beliefs, but still, my strategies work on Google and they work on Bing and when I\u2019m elected president, they\u2019ll work on Yahoo too."},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Press Room","item":"https:\/\/www.adamriemer.me\/press-room\/#breadcrumbitem"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"What if the Presidential Candidates Were 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